Mummy and Daddy did gardening at the weekend. I love gardening! I helped Mummy get weeds and make her flowers look nice. I love flowers! I love Mummy!
Then I helped Daddy get weeds and make his vegetables look nice. There was lots of long grass. I love grass! It was big and chewy and juicy. Daddy did digging. I did digging too. I love digging!
Then Daddy picked some gooseberries. Daddy said I'm not allowed to eat gooseberries. They will make me sick. I don't like sick. Yuk.
I don't know if Daddy is being honest with me. Daddy loves gooseberries. I think he's just being greedy and doesn't want to share. But I don't want to be sick.
Daddy got lots of prickles and scratches. He said lots of rude words. It was so funny! I kissed all his prickles and scratches better. I love Daddy!
Then I found a hole and I did exploring. I think Mr Fox might live in that hole. I don't like Mr Fox. Daddy said Mr Fox doesn't live there. I think Daddy is wrong. I'm a Patterdale and I know what Mr Fox smells like and where Mr Fox hides. I know best! Daddy is so silly!
Then Mummy gave me a bone. I love bones! I took my bone upstairs to bed and went to sleep guarding it. I was so sleepy! But I had a really good weekend.
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