Mummy took me to the vets to get my fingernails cut. There was a big dog and he was cross and he was growling and I was really scared. Mummy was scared too. We ran away!
Mummy took me to see Daddy and Buster so that Daddy could cut my fingernails. I love Daddy! I love Buster!
Daddy said I was a podgy porker. He said I'd been eating too many sweets. I love sweets! Daddy was so cheeky!
Me and Buster played lots. It was so much fun! I went in the garden to look for Mr Fox. I don't like Mr Fox. He wasn't in the garden, but I know he was there because he did poo.
Then Daddy made me lie down and he cut my fingernails. He was very strict with me.
I ran into the garden and rolled in the fox poo. Then I ran in and rolled all over Daddy's bed. Daddy said lots of rude words! It was so funny! Mummy laughed so much! I love Mummy!
Then Mummy took me home again. I was so sleepy. It was a lovely day!
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